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port·man·teau - a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others

Portmanteau List 1 of 2


Endearritating

Twinsanity

Pretirement community

Industrial Strength Revolution

Fortune Cookie Monster

Yellow Brick Roadblock

Corn on the Cobblestone

Toothpickle

Perfumigate

Acid Jasmine

Jacques Itch

Lumberjack-in-the-box

Artichoked to Death

Little Red Riding Crop

Pantyline in the Sand

Banana Split Personality

Governmentally ill

Moustachio Pudding

Intercontinental Ballistic Mistletoe

Barbarian Cream Filling (Station)

Giraffle Ticket

Backwards Masking Tape

Noah's Arkansas

Sweet Potato Piechart

Mishaphazardous

Doomsdaylight

Unintelligerbil

Passengerms

Compartmental Illness

Developmental Telepathy

Telepathology

Candelicious

Exerseismic Tremors

Vocabularry King

Hard-boiled Example

Panic Depression

Lab Partner in Crime

Mistake Through the Heart

Disasturtle

Apocalypstick

Psychopath to Prosperity

Cartwheelchair

Oblong Division

Revisionist Histamine

Befornication

Everywherewolf

Moonstruck by Lightning

Talking Headache

French Opinion Soup

Breastfeeding Frenzy

Lonely in Your Nightmarriage

Perpetual Motion Sickness

Houseplant Parmesan

Pandora's Toolbox

Travesty and Crumpents

Falling in Lovelorn

Unicorn on the Cobb

Family Room Divider

Unidentified Flying Objection

Permanent Record Player

Talent Chauffer

Pelican't

Handle Bar Mitzvah

Scab Driver

Advillage

Handlebartender

Radiodor Eater

Handlebar Exam

Wrestlemanic Depression

Masking Tape Recorder

Tennesseagull (Bladder)

Pacifier Department/Ambulantic Ocean

Vocabularry Bird

Carnivulture

Sadly Moustaken

Politi-shin Bone

Haunted Housecat

Horse Racecar Driver

Goldfish Monger

Warlocksmith

Nightstandard Delivery

Daily Special Delivery

Mayonnaisin Bran

Split Peacock

Hippocritamus

Ranch Dressing Gown

Haircutlery

Ketchupicabra

Musturdburglar

Asterisk and reward

Cardiovascularence of Arabia

Harvestibule

Pineapplesauce

Self Serve Iceberg

Harmchair Quarterback

Harmacy

Line in the Sandwich

Sink or Swomen

Multiplication Table Cloth

Criminimal Resistance

Combobulate

Floraphile

Pineapple Pie Chart

Cyberspatial Orientation

Cybersexual Orientation

Cheesepuff the Magic Drag Queen

Lived by the Ceiling

Wallpaper or Plastic

Wrapping Paper or Plastic Explosives

Tailspin Doctor

Cigarettes smokestack

Lipsticks and stones

Sub Rosa (beneath the rose)

Salad Bartender

Beanie Weinerdog

Dancehall and Oats

Palace Curtain

Moon River of Dreams

Bone Dry Cleaners

Carrot and Rod Serling

Pandora's Boxing Gloves

Throught Crimeand Punishmental

Deodorant and Rave

Radio Waved Goodbye

Origami Bears

Athelete's Foot in Your Mouth

Carwashing Machine

Madhouse Plant Food Bank

Nosehair Gel

Lubrican of Beans

Mouthwashing Machine Repair

Reparrot

Repeatersburg, Russia

Sunlight Bulb

Wishing Wellness Center

House of Greeting Cards

Tractor Pulley

Duck Duck Goose Liver Pate

Light Speedometer

Raindrop Dead Gorgeous

Shiver Me Timberland of the Free

Waiting Room Divider

Lime Green Bean Sprout

Soap and Waterfall

Waterfalling on One's Sword

Open Heartburn Cream

Athlete's football

Futbologna

Videogame of chance

Wolly Mam-mothballs

Apple Jackpot

Candy Cornucopia

Cosmicrophone

Fee Fi Fo Fumigate

Airplane Jane

Sitting Bullseye

Marianas Trenchmouthwash

Wallpapercut

Buttercup of Soup Spoon

Burn Cream Cheese Grater

Language Arts and Crafts

Honeysuckling Pig

Bikini Waxing Philosophic

Chess Piece of Pie

Peanut Butternut Squash Racquet

Gym-nasal Spray

Peach Pit and the Pendulum

Razor Wire Transfer

Buckshot Pudding Pop

Up and Download

Football Bearing

Armwrestling with Your Conscience

Hypocriticism

Doorknob Goblin

Turdburglary

Hobgoblins

Hemoglobal

Allerjerk

Beef Jerk Chicken

Sperm Wailer

Breath of Life Insurance

Sourdoughnut

Gangrenesleeves

Compact Disc Herniation

Acorned Beef

Shadoughnut

Unicorn Chips

Unicorn Dog

Sharpaycheck

Tomato Souprise

Delight Bulb

Devinyl Recliner

Distillerecliner

Insaniteabag

Barb Wire B Q

Enhanced Interrogation Technology

Rain bowling

City Hallmark

Bureaucrazy

Airbaguette

Sandwich Craft

Baseball Gag

Horseshoe Polish

Heavyweighting Room

Pet Rock Lobster

Wolfman Jack-in-the Box

Enchanted April Showers

Lollipop Rocks

Cotton Candyland

White Housebroken

Cattle Driver's Seat

Rocking Horse of a Different Color

Magic Carpet Cleaner

Mayonnaisal

Cobweb of lies

Two Peas in a Podcast

News Broadcastle

Pelicandle in the Wind

Pelicanned Goods

Down 'n Dirty Dancing

Hippopotamustard

Pencil Shaving Cream

Elbow Room Freshener

Middlemarching Band

Wine and Cheeseburger

Rainbowtie

Three Musketeers of a Clown

Cowbellhop

Sour Grapes of Wrath

Paraders of the Lost Ark

Corn Cobbler

Humannequin

*Sneeze and Crackers

Sleepy Hollow Promises

Master of Ceremoaning

Buttoxic Fumes

Misfortunate Son


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